Vidkartaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring fly.

Vidkartaf created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vidkartaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidkartaf, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vidkartaf's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vidkartaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Vidkartaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your arms turquoise.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vidkartaf.