Matnurlfob is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthoughtful mongoose.

Matnurlfob created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matnurlfob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Matnurlfob, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Matnurlfob's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Matnurlfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.