Nadhintig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring zebra.

Nadhintig created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nadhintig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadhintig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nadhintig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nadhintig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Nadhintig on top of important buildings.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Do not take Nadhintig's name in vain.