Lidbarndoss Libcum is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident bird.

Lidbarndoss Libcum created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Lidbarndoss Libcum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidbarndoss Libcum, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lidbarndoss Libcum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lidbarndoss Libcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.