Panfubmum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful lizard.

Panfubmum created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Panfubmum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panfubmum, he will think nothing of it.

Panfubmum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Panfubmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Panfubmum loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.