Bogfontetti is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent meerkat.

Bogfontetti created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Bogfontetti, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogfontetti, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bogfontetti's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bogfontetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Bogfontetti loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not take Bogfontetti's name in vain.

5. Never think about chromosomes.