Stiggenmot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy ferret.

Stiggenmot created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiggenmot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stiggenmot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stiggenmot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Stiggenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Stiggenmot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Always help frogs in need.