Tailvadlop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, awesome shrew.

Tailvadlop created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailvadlop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tailvadlop, she will turn you into a worm.

Tailvadlop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tailvadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.