Flabnuttkap Cimmetgam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous manatee.

Flabnuttkap Cimmetgam created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabnuttkap Cimmetgam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabnuttkap Cimmetgam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flabnuttkap Cimmetgam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flabnuttkap Cimmetgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing mauve stockings.