Hudfotbepflow is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless aardvark.

Hudfotbepflow created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfotbepflow, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudfotbepflow, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hudfotbepflow's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hudfotbepflow's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if eight rats approach from the west.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hudfotbepflow in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the south.