Vedveenhap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional hydra.

Vedveenhap created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedveenhap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedveenhap, he will turn you into a plant.

Vedveenhap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vedveenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.