Bonkjinbossrottarp Bidbassvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive unicorn.

Bonkjinbossrottarp Bidbassvonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkjinbossrottarp Bidbassvonk, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonkjinbossrottarp Bidbassvonk, she will not invite you to parties.

Bonkjinbossrottarp Bidbassvonk's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bonkjinbossrottarp Bidbassvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Worship no other gods but Bonkjinbossrottarp Bidbassvonk.