Bellkomgut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless centaur.

Bellkomgut created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellkomgut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bellkomgut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bellkomgut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bellkomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Bellkomgut on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.