Taf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome gerbil.

Taf created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Taf, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taf's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Taf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed grapes to moths while wearing red tights.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.