Cubduthub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty snake.

Cubduthub created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubduthub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cubduthub, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cubduthub's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cubduthub's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed lots of limes to dogs while wearing black rings.

3. Hide from green gulls for they are unholy.

4. Never feed rice to grasshopers while wearing white kilts.

5. Cubduthub must be the most important thing in your life.