Omtkablag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable toad.

Omtkablag created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omtkablag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omtkablag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Omtkablag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Omtkablag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if nine ducks approach from the south.