Madfithon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust fly.

Madfithon created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Madfithon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madfithon, it will turn you into a slug.

Madfithon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Madfithon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Madfithon.

2. Worship no other gods but Madfithon.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if four frogs approach from the west.

5. Do not shave your legs.