Godrawmit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional eagle.

Godrawmit created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Godrawmit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godrawmit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Godrawmit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Godrawmit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Godrawmit on top of all buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.