Yarlpigomin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless gnu.

Yarlpigomin created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarlpigomin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarlpigomin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yarlpigomin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yarlpigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Yarlpigomin's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.