Dagdidflaptarfadpogben is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent fish.

Dagdidflaptarfadpogben created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdidflaptarfadpogben, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagdidflaptarfadpogben, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dagdidflaptarfadpogben's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dagdidflaptarfadpogben's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.