Veggad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless hedgehog.

Veggad created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Veggad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veggad, it will not care at all.

Veggad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Veggad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue mice for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veggad.

5. Never wear mauve stockings.