Hudbestham is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous yak.

Hudbestham created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hudbestham, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hudbestham, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hudbestham's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hudbestham's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into black rooms.