Sandlist Fodbapjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful deer.

Sandlist Fodbapjin created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlist Fodbapjin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sandlist Fodbapjin, she will be very unhappy.

Sandlist Fodbapjin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sandlist Fodbapjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near geese.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.