Rotkiklist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil tortoise.

Rotkiklist created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkiklist, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotkiklist, she will turn you into a slug.

Rotkiklist's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rotkiklist's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Rotkiklist loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Always look after injured ants.