Misquatpom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak alligator.

Misquatpom created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Misquatpom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misquatpom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Misquatpom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Misquatpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at moons.