Pagnaront is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ruthless lizard.

Pagnaront created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagnaront, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pagnaront, it will turn you into a worm.

Pagnaront's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pagnaront's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing fawn dresses and balancing eight zinc spheres on your back.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Pagnaront loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.