Vinwegflam Gonkomciphim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, passionate chicken.

Vinwegflam Gonkomciphim created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinwegflam Gonkomciphim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vinwegflam Gonkomciphim, he will cry a lot.

Vinwegflam Gonkomciphim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vinwegflam Gonkomciphim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Put Vinwegflam Gonkomciphim first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.