Kenyokflowyarcussfardub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome donkey.

Kenyokflowyarcussfardub created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Kenyokflowyarcussfardub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kenyokflowyarcussfardub, he will come to you in dreams.

Kenyokflowyarcussfardub's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kenyokflowyarcussfardub's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kenyokflowyarcussfardub.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Kenyokflowyarcussfardub loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill bats.