Sakragyar is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy
pigeon.
Sakragyar created time and space four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sakragyar, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sakragyar, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Sakragyar's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Sakragyar's Holy Commandments1. Sakragyar loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
5. Retreat if six goats approach from the north.