Fosslapdun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful sheep.

Fosslapdun created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Fosslapdun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fosslapdun, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fosslapdun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fosslapdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Never talk about optics near tapirs while wearing blue shirts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.