Kopkincuntipbigkopran is a god.
She takes the form of a small, pitiless
bat.
Kopkincuntipbigkopran created dark matter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kopkincuntipbigkopran, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Kopkincuntipbigkopran, she will boil you in a big pot.
Kopkincuntipbigkopran's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Kopkincuntipbigkopran's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
2. Never talk about photosynthesis.
3. Retreat if five goats approach from the west.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Kopkincuntipbigkopran loves snakes, so they must be honoured.