Tipdogbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise fish.

Tipdogbaf created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tipdogbaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipdogbaf, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tipdogbaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tipdogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must love Tipdogbaf.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not take Tipdogbaf's name in vain.