Weebutfedkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fast frog.

Weebutfedkop created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebutfedkop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weebutfedkop, she will cry a lot.

Weebutfedkop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Weebutfedkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Weebutfedkop loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing turquoise boots and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.