Wikmumsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective unicorn.

Wikmumsaw created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmumsaw, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wikmumsaw, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wikmumsaw's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wikmumsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.