Catfosspon is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical
centaur.
Catfosspon created life eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Catfosspon, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Catfosspon, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Catfosspon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Catfosspon's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never write about dark energy.
3. Never talk about chlorophyll.
4. Run away if eight bats approach from the west.
5. Worship no other gods but Catfosspon.