Stantifmif is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy
butterfly.
Stantifmif created the world eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stantifmif, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Stantifmif, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Stantifmif's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Stantifmif's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.
2. Never think about archaea.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Stantifmif on top of all buildings.
5. Always obey Stantifmif's priests.