Fubkomarflablagnurlvinnarl Yammotcatspag Dudshavboss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient rhinoceros.

Fubkomarflablagnurlvinnarl Yammotcatspag Dudshavboss created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubkomarflablagnurlvinnarl Yammotcatspag Dudshavboss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubkomarflablagnurlvinnarl Yammotcatspag Dudshavboss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fubkomarflablagnurlvinnarl Yammotcatspag Dudshavboss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fubkomarflablagnurlvinnarl Yammotcatspag Dudshavboss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.