Pashambop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak bat.

Pashambop created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pashambop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pashambop, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pashambop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pashambop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear black.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.