Liksisgem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, effective weasel.

Liksisgem created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Liksisgem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Liksisgem, it will turn you into a sheep.

Liksisgem's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Liksisgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never mention doves.