Liksisgem is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, effective
weasel.
Liksisgem created a top quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Liksisgem, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Liksisgem, it will turn you into a sheep.
Liksisgem's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Liksisgem's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
4. Learn nine new languages a year.
5. Never mention doves.