Gabmutzed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective lobster.

Gabmutzed created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabmutzed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabmutzed, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gabmutzed's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gabmutzed's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gabmutzed in the centre of the settlement.