Xemtonkfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish dragonfly.

Xemtonkfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Xemtonkfeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xemtonkfeb, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xemtonkfeb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Xemtonkfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Run away if nine shrews approach from the east.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Respect your elders.