Titcudcim is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish
grasshopper.
Titcudcim created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Titcudcim, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Titcudcim, she will make you grow a tail.
Titcudcim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Titcudcim's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lemons.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not wear brown clothing.
4. Always help manatees.
5. Never hurt otters.