Titcudcim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish grasshopper.

Titcudcim created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titcudcim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Titcudcim, she will make you grow a tail.

Titcudcim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Titcudcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Never hurt otters.