Cincamlin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical swan.

Cincamlin created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cincamlin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cincamlin, it will turn you into a rock.

Cincamlin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cincamlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.