Ontpibcimgubcadnurlkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust fairy.

Ontpibcimgubcadnurlkar created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Ontpibcimgubcadnurlkar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ontpibcimgubcadnurlkar, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ontpibcimgubcadnurlkar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ontpibcimgubcadnurlkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.