Natlopnarttal is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humane bird.

Natlopnarttal created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natlopnarttal, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Natlopnarttal, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Natlopnarttal's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Natlopnarttal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing red dresses.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.