Pomnillcuss Quimcusskar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind chicken.

Pomnillcuss Quimcusskar created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomnillcuss Quimcusskar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomnillcuss Quimcusskar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pomnillcuss Quimcusskar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pomnillcuss Quimcusskar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.