Madpiddub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish dugong.

Madpiddub created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madpiddub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madpiddub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Madpiddub's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Madpiddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if four rats approach from the north.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to horses while wearing indigo ear rings.