Bugveenwegfob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous naga.

Bugveenwegfob created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugveenwegfob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bugveenwegfob, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bugveenwegfob's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bugveenwegfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.