Bagpanggat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody dragonfly.

Bagpanggat created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpanggat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bagpanggat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bagpanggat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bagpanggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never think about dark matter near tapirs while wearing gray shorts and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Always stare at clouds.