Basspoghun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise crane.

Basspoghun created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Basspoghun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Basspoghun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Basspoghun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Basspoghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear fawn stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.